I was reading a fairly serious article in a local paper about the dying downtown core of my local city. Ok, i was skimming.
But the article ended with this hilarious footnote - For more (completely unrelated) information, visit www.chucknorrisfacts.com .
Well, of course, i had to, and what an education it gave me! Like....
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
"The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer"