OK, Me back! Had a great time away and am now mentally, spiritually, and all other ways recharged! Congradulations to Martini for solving the first puzzle - the one that's actually humanly solvable.

OK - take a good look at your windows desktop area. i mean your wall paper --- sometimes girls call this a screen saver- but we know that's not what it is- sorry girls it's one of those things!! Anyhow. Tell me it's not cluttered with icons. You gotta keep that stuff tidy man. And tell me you haven't got a default desktop? what? it's a picture of your kids?? even worse!! quick, get over to DESKTOPIMAGE- an excellent website with fantastic flash controls with a bazillion fantastic wallpapers.

Go on, tell me exactly what's on your wallpaper in the coments below....